Prototype
Satire merch for real feelings / Est. whenever
Fuck it. Chuck it in the bucket.
For the bits of life you're done carrying.
Exes. Overdrafts. Group chats. Mondays. The email you shouldn't have sent. Your entire twenties.
Live laugh love
Good vibes only
Manifest abundance
nah.
* Nothing is for sale yet. Everything is a prototype. Prices TBC. Feelings: immediate.
Fuck it
Chuck it
Lock it
Stamp it
Walk away
Make it a story
The damage
Five ridiculous objects for real feelings. All prototypes. None for sale yet. Look, point, laugh, come back later.
The only life advice we're qualified to give
What would make the best story?
Nobody tells a great story about the time they played it safe, stayed in, and replied "no worries!" to something that was absolutely worries.
When you're stuck, ask the question. Not "what's sensible?" Not "what will they think?" Ask what you'd rather be telling people in ten years.
- Quit the job.
- Stay in your lane.
- Book the trip.
- Say the thing.
- Start the band at 41.
Be the anecdote.
Coming to a fence near you. Eventually.
The Fuckit Wall
Email the story. Put the note in the subject. If we hate it enough, it might go on the wall.
- My ex's opinions
- Being "low maintenance"
- Replying within 5 minutes
- Fear of failure fear of trying
- My mum's group chat
- Pretending I like running
The manifesto, abridged
We're not here to fix you.
- Life is messy. Pretending it isn't is exhausting.
- Some things deserve a candle and a journal.
- Some things deserve a bucket.
- Laughing at the shit stuff isn't giving up. It's how you keep going.
- You're allowed to be a work in progress. Ours is.
Fuck it.Then carry on.