Frequently asked. Occasionally answered.
F*cking FAQ
Everything you were too polite to ask.
What the fuck is this?
FuckitBucket is a satire merch shop. We make ridiculous objects for the very real business of being alive: rituals for letting go, stationery for people who've had enough, and a bucket with FUCKIT on it.
Can I buy anything yet?
Not yet. Everything you see is a prototype. There are no prices and checkout isn't open, so you can't accidentally spend money here. When products are ready, the buy buttons will appear on the product pages.
How much will stuff cost?
TBC. We'd rather not make up a number and then change it. Prices will go up on the product pages when things are actually for sale.
Is Fucking Snow™ a drug?
No. Absolutely not. Fucking Snow™ is inert decorative material, basically fancy craft flakes in a jar. It contains no controlled substances and it is not for ingestion or inhalation. Don't eat it, don't sniff it. It's a joke about a shit year, not about drugs.
Is this therapy?
God, no. It's a bucket. Our products are satire and small rituals that might make a bad day a bit lighter. They're not treatment for anything. If you're struggling, please talk to someone real. Samaritans are free on 116 123, any time.
Why all the swearing?
Because "Oh dear. Pop it in the Gosh Pail" didn't test well.
Where is the Fuckit Wall?
Coming soon. Location TBC. Until it exists, please don't padlock your feelings to anyone else's property.
Do you ship outside the UK?
We'll confirm shipping options when products launch. Right now there's nothing to ship, which is very efficient of us.
Can I suggest a product?
Please do. The best ideas come from the worst days. Head to the contact page.