Coming soon
Prototype
The Fuckit Bucket
FOR ALL THE SHIT LIFE THROWS AT YOU.
Not therapy. Not a cure. Just a fucking bucket.
The shop. Sort of.
Coming Soon
Everything's a prototype. Nothing's for sale yet.
Ridiculous objects for real feelings. Have a poke around, read the labels, laugh at the bits that hit too close to home. Prices are TBC and checkout isn't open, so your bank account is safe. For now.
Coming soon
Prototype
Fucking Snow™
INERT NOVELTY RITUAL MATERIAL. NOT A DRUG.
We all love to go skiing when life sucks.
Coming soon
Prototype
Secret Fuck Stamp
CORPORATE STATIONERY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
Looks like a pen. Isn’t. Not entirely.
Coming soon
Prototype
Fuckit Wall Padlock
LOCK IT UP. WALK AWAY.
For the stuff you're done carrying.
Coming soon
Prototype
Fuckit Stick Bomb
A STICKER-BOMB KIT FOR SURFACES THAT HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF LOOKING NORMAL.
The only kind of bomb we sell.
Want first dibs when it's actually for sale?
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